One day, all the scientists died and
went to heaven. They decided to play
hide-n-seek. Einstein was nominated
the seeker. He starts counting to
100...

Everyone starts hiding except for
Newton. Newton just draws a square , 1
meter in length and width and stands
in it right in front of Einstein.

Einstein counts to 100, opens his eyes
and finds Newton standing in front of
him. Einstein tags Newton
shouting "Newton's out..Newton's out!"

Newton denies it saying, "I am not
out... I am not Newton..."

Puzzled, all the scientists come out
to see how he proves that he is not
Newton.
Newton says "I am standing in a square
of area 1m squared. That makes me
Newton per meter squared. Since 1
Newton per meter squared is 1
Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal
is OUT.......!"

now thats what we called smart ass...

brilliant